Dada, can we talk about our day?
Okay. Well, this morning, we went to the store looking for something. Do you remember what it was?
No no no, that’s not what we did.
No, we went on a rocket ship to the moon!
Yes, and we met a robot. And he had four faces. One of them was happy and one was sad and one was angry and one was scared.
And then we had pizza for lunch, but the robot said “I don’t like pizza!” so we gave him a bird, but he said “I don’t like birds–“
Wait, birds? To eat?
Yes. And then we gave him, uh… ceiling. And he liked ceiling.
Okay. THEN what happened?
Well, then we came home from space back to earth. And had nap-time.
That sounds nice.
But when I woke up from nap-time THERE WAS A SURPRISE PARTY!
WOW! Who was the surprise party for?
Um… the ceiling.
Again with the ceiling?